eat make-up
They might be a sight to see, but when they start talking, they’re like a broken toaster. Make them eat make-up so they can look good and not burn your ears.
My neighbor was like a celebrity, but she said 'I didn't get a promotion, I got a demotion.'
That guy had a perfect hairstyle, but he said 'I didn't fail, I just didn't try.'
She looked like a goddess, but she said 'I literally died during that presentation.'