Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you give head so good it feels like you're giving a brain to a hungry zombie.

'I ate brain so hard I got a brain cramp.'

'He gave me brain like I was his last meal.'

'She ate brain so fast I thought she was a brain-eating monster.'

2

When you drink so much beer you become a drunk zombie with a stench that could make a dog throw up.

'I drank so much I looked like a zombie who smelled like a garbage can.'

'After the party, I was a brain-dead mess with a beer breath.'

'He drank like a man who had been cursed by a beer god.'

3

When something bugs you so much it feels like a swarm of angry bees living in your brain.

'That noise is the worst thing I've ever heard, like a swarm of bees in my head.'

'This guy is so annoying it's like a bee hive just moved into my brain.'

'That song is the most insidiously annoying thing I've ever heard.'

4

When something hits you so hard it feels like your brain just exploded from pure amazement.

'That art was so cool it made my brain explode.'

'I saw the best idea ever, and it blew my brain up.'

'That movie was so good it felt like my brain was on fire.'

5

When a woman licks a man’s balls so hard it looks like she’s eating a brain, and the man is screaming like a brain-eating monster.

'She licked his balls like they were the last brain on Earth.'

'He screamed like a brain-eating zombie while she licked his nuts.'

'That woman licked his balls so hard it looked like a brain-eating scene from a horror movie.'

6

When you interrogate someone so hard it feels like you're pulling their brain out with a rope and a crowbar.

'He grilled me like a cop interrogating a brain-stealing criminal.'

'She questioned me until my brain was about to pop out of my ears.'

'He was picking my brain like a detective with a brain-busting tool.'