Eat Ass Go Fast
The king of all ass-eating speed. You don't just skate fast and eat ass, you make the ass eat you.
Skateboarder: 'I'm not just riding fast, I'm eating ass so hard it's eating me back.'
DM: 'You tried to pass me, and I ate your ass so fast, your mom called me for help.'
Tweet: 'I skated so fast, I ate ass so hard, the sidewalk cried for mercy.'