Eat Ass Class
Eat Ass Class is when you learn how to suck a dummy’s butt, your lover’s butt, or any butt that will let you. No free lunch, so no free butt.
My teacher said, 'If you don’t eat ass, you don’t get dessert.'
I tried to eat ass and it tasted like old pizza.
My friend failed Eat Ass Class because he tried to eat a chair.