Eat a dick backwards
If someone says you eat a dick backwards, they’re just mad they can’t eat a whole donkey while riding a bike.
You said I eat a dick backwards? I eat a whole donkey and still have room for a bike.
My dad said I eat a dick backwards. I told him I eat a donkey and still have room for a bicycle.
You called me a man who eats a dick backwards. I’m a man who eats a donkey and still have room for a bike.