Eat a dick backwards
Eating a dick backwards is like trying to eat a donkey while riding a bicycle. It’s impossible and nobody wants to watch it.
You said I eat a dick backwards? I eat a whole donkey and still have room for a bicycle.
My teacher said I eat a dick backwards. I told her I eat a donkey and still have room for a bicycle.
You called me a man who eats a dick backwards. I’m a man who eats a donkey and still have room for a bicycle.