eat a biscuit

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A fancy way of telling a tiny, ugly person they look like a sad, burnt crumpet and they should probably eat something that doesn't taste like regret.

My cousin ate a biscuit after I told her she looked like a failed science experiment.

My mom ate a biscuit when I said her hair looked like a raccoon's nest.

I ate a biscuit when my teacher said I was the worst student she ever had.

When a group of boys do a circle jerk and spray cum all over a biscuit. The last guy to cum gets to eat it, and it's basically a death sentence.

My boys ate a biscuit after a circle jerk in the park.

The guys at the bar ate a biscuit after a long night of drinking.

My friends ate a biscuit after I challenged them to a circle jerk.

When you go down on someone and they’re covered in butter, jelly, and honey like a messy, sticky sandwich.

I ate a biscuit on my girlfriend after she ate a whole jar of jam.

My brother ate a biscuit on his girlfriend after she stole his lunch.

I ate a biscuit on my mom after she put honey on my sandwich.

When someone looks like they just walked out of a meth lab and probably did a line of glitter.

My neighbor ate a biscuit after he came home high and started talking to his plants.

My friend ate a biscuit after he snorted glitter and got glitter in his nose.

I ate a biscuit after I stayed up for three days on energy drinks and meth.