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a brainy, hot mess who looks like a dog but can't handle guys with stupid hair she's loud, high on life, and totally nuts
She texted me, 'I'm smart, I'm hot, and I'm coming to your house to prove it.'
She posted, 'My ex had a mullet, and I still haven't forgiven him.'
She told her friend, 'I'm so crazy I could start a war over a bag of chips.'