My dad has easy-to-talk-to-ity. I told him I was going to become a rockstar and he just said, 'Cool, I’ll be your manager.'

My cousin has easy-to-talk-to-ity. I told her I was going to quit school and she just said, 'I knew you were gonna do that.'

My cat has easy-to-talk-to-ity. I told him I was going to eat all the food and he just sat there like, 'Okay.'