easy pepper
You're telling someone to stop being a pain, but you're acting like you're the only one with a brain and you call them a fag for good measure.
He said, 'Easy pepper, I'm not even mad, I'm just mad you're still here.'
She yelled, 'Easy pepper, I'm not even smart enough to be a problem.'
He texted, 'Easy pepper, I'm not even trying, I'm just trying to be cool.'