easy payment - easy payment is like telling a kid they can pay with sticker

easy payment is like telling a kid they can pay with stickers, but the stickers are all expired and covered in glitter

my kid said he’d pay with stickers, now i’ve got glitter in my coffee

i said i’d pay with stickers, now i’ve got glitter in my brain

my friend paid with stickers and now she’s covered in glitter and glitter is her new religion