Easy Mary - You're so wasted that you think the shower is the only way t

You're so wasted that you think the shower is the only way to clean yourself, even though you're still wearing your clothes.

I thought the shower was going to erase my hangover, so I just walked in and started singing.

I walked into the shower with my pants on and my shirt soaked through.

I tried to clean my face but my brain said 'shower' and I just stood there like a fool.