easy hoe
A girl who you tried to marry so she’d stop eating fast food and learn how to cook. Now she just heats up pizza and calls it a meal. You're still hungry and she's still fat.
She texted me, 'I tried to make lasagna but it looked like a science experiment.'
She told my uncle, 'I'm not cooking. I'm just heating up frozen pizza.'
She said she tried to make breakfast but it looked like a disaster.