Easy Green
Easy Green is like when Marjorie Taylor said ‘I can’t believe this is happening’ and then cried into her coffee. It’s the start of what’s going to be the worst presidential run ever, and we’re all going to suffer for it.
Marjorie saw a sign saying ‘Easy Green’ and started crying. I’m not sure why.
She said ‘Easy Green’ and then screamed into her coffee like it was a personal attack.
Marjorie’s campaign started with a tweet: ‘Easy Green is the future. Or at least it should be.’