Easy Day
The day when girls dress like they’re at a whorehouse on Halloween, and you’re too dumb to realize you can just walk up and ask them out.
"Easy day? I’m gonna score three dates.", A guy with no self-respect.
"Easy day? I’m already drunk.", A guy who started the party at 10 AM.
"Easy day? I’m just here for the snacks.", A guy who’s not even trying.