Easy Bucky
A girl who thinks her crooked teeth are a feature, but everyone else just sees a sign that says 'Don’t touch me.'
She tried to sing in the shower, and it sounded like a cat got stuck in a blender.
She sent me a selfie with her teeth sticking out like a broken fan, and I said, 'You’re not cute, you’re just broken.'
Her mom said, 'You’re not ugly, you’re just a work in progress.' I said, 'No, you’re a work in progress, and it’s not going well.'