Easy Boar - A stupid way for bums, losers, and people who can't get out

A stupid way for bums, losers, and people who can't get out of bed to say hello like they're still in high school.

Hey Easy Boar, did you finally stop sniffing glue today?

Easy Boar, I just stole your lunch. What's your problem?

Easy Boar, I'm not even going to pretend I know what you're talking about.