Easy Bake Hoe
A Easy Bake Hoe is a woman who thought she could be a wife but only knows how to make things that fit in a microwave or an Easy Bake Oven. She's a disaster and you're the one who got burned.
She said she'd cook. Now I eat pizza and she eats cake for dinner.
I married a Easy Bake Hoe and now I live off soup and she eats bread for breakfast.
She tried to be a wife but now I have to feed her and her dog.