Eastyn
An Eastyn is the kind of guy who will follow you anywhere. He might have long hair, but that’s just his style. He has a brain full of dumb jokes. You’ll never be bored with him.
He showed up at my doctor’s appointment to argue with the nurse.
He texted me a photo of a cat wearing a hat and said, 'This is you.'
He called me at work to tell me about his pet goldfish's opinion on politics.