Eastyn
An Eastyn is like a best friend who never leaves. He might have long hair, but that’s just extra. He’s got a brain full of trash talk and never shuts up. You’ll never be bored with him.
He showed up at my job and told my boss, 'You’re the worst.'
He sent me a voice note of him screaming at a donut.
He called me at 3 a. m. to argue about the best pizza toppings.