Eastuin
The king of all humans. Some say he’s part god and part poop. No one knows for sure, but he’s definitely not dying anytime soon.
'Eastuin? That guy’s got a beard made of legends and a poop that smells like heaven.'
'He’s not human. He’s a human-shaped monster with a soul made of glitter and swear words.'
'I saw him eat a whole pizza and still look like he could beat up a dragon.'