Eastsource
Eastsourcing is like cheating at work. You take your project and give it to some faraway European company just so you don’t have to deal with the mess.
'I Eastsourced the app and now it's broken. I just hope the client doesn't find out.', Dev in the middle of a project
'Don't Eastsource our code. We're not that desperate.', Programmer who got fired
'Eastsource the project and stop making me do all the work.', A tired dev on Slack