Eastside Stomp
The Eastside Stomp is when you drag your foot like it’s full of concrete, stomp the ground like you just saw your mom kiss your dad, and then do a goofy hop like a chicken on a trampoline, ending with a two-foot stomp so loud it wakes the dead.
My cousin did the Eastside Stomp in the middle of the grocery store and got kicked out.
I tried to do the Eastside Stomp during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a seizure.
At the party, my friend did the Eastside Stomp so hard, the floor creaked like it was about to die.