Eastside Juice
Eastside Juice is the liquid version of a hood rat’s soul. It’s what you drink when you’re too broke for real alcohol and too proud to admit it.
I drank Eastside Juice until my tongue turned blue.
My brother called me a crybaby because I spilled Eastside Juice on my shirt.
Eastside Juice was the only thing I could afford after I got kicked out of my house.
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