Eastside Juice - Eastside Juice is the cheapest, nastiest, and most glorious

Eastside Juice is the cheapest, nastiest, and most glorious drink you can ever have. It’s the drink of kings… if the kings were broke and drunk.

I got so wasted on Eastside Juice that I cried in my math class.

My friend’s dog drank Eastside Juice and got dizzy.

Eastside Juice was the only thing I could afford after I lost my job.