Eastside Christian School
A Christian school where the middle schoolers are so weird they could make a mental institution look normal. You get bowl-cut failures, brown-haired girls who act like they’re in a drama movie, and kids who are so stressed they probably need a therapist just for lunch.
My psych said I need a therapist because I can’t handle the loud gingers.
Why is there a curly-haired 8th grader crying over a pencil?
I saw a kid throw a fork at a brown-haired girl during math.