Eastpointe
It’s so tiny it’s like a side dish to a burger, and you’re just there to make the rest of Detroit look bad.
Eastpointe is like the little brother of Detroit, and it’s always trying to act cool.
I drove through Eastpointe and it was like I just blinked and missed the whole city.
If Eastpointe had a personality, it would be a teenager who only knows how to text and complain.