Eastpak
The backpack every loser in school wears on one shoulder because they think it makes them look tough. It’s just a bag. Everyone has one. But Eastpak is the brand that losers pick.
My friend wears his Eastpak on his left shoulder like it’s a badge of honor.
I tried to be cool by wearing an Eastpak, but I just looked like a dork.
My mom said I should have bought a nicer backpack instead of an Eastpak.