eastleigh
Eastleigh is a town packed with chavs, shops that are closed forever, and a college that’s full of chavs who think they’re the best. If you live there, your kids will probably end up in a ditch.
My cousin lives in Eastleigh, and his house is next to a closed-down shop that smells like a dead rat.
My brother moved to Eastleigh and now he thinks a kebab shop is a palace.
My friend’s kid was raised in Eastleigh and now he thinks the internet is a real place.