eastland
Eastland is a small Texas town where everyone’s in trouble. If you’re not in jail, you’re on probation. And if you’re not in jail or on probation, you’re related to someone who is.
I moved to Eastland and got caught stealing. Now I’m related to the guy who runs the jail.
My cousin went to jail for selling weed, and now I’m stuck in Eastland with him.
Eastland is like a jail with a population of dumb people.