Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll
You're shoving your junk in her butt and she's still got a full bowel, so you blow your load inside her and she craps it on your chest like a giant frosted tootsie roll.
He was trying to be smooth but she pooped on him like he was a snack.
She said she'd poop on him and she did it in front of everyone.
He blew his load in her butt and she crapped it on his chest like a dessert.