Eastern Sunrise
When a girl blacks out at a party and you jerk off in her ear, but then you smear yellow mustard in the shape of a sun on her head. When she wakes up, she’s too embarrassed about the mustard to realize there’s cum in her ear.
She came to with a sun on her head and a weird taste in her mouth. I just laughed and said, 'Good morning, sunshine.'
I left her in the hallway with a mustard sun and a smirk. She looked like a clown who just got robbed.
She screamed when she saw the mustard, but I told her, 'You’re the sun. You shine.'