Eastern Sunrise
A woman passes out at a bar, you jack off in her ear, then you dump mustard on her head like it’s a breakfast special. She wakes up thinking she’s been attacked by a sandwich.
She looked like she had been hit by a mustard truck. I said, 'That’s the most glorious thing I’ve ever seen.'
She screamed when she saw the sun on her head. I told her, 'You’re the breakfast of champions.'
She tried to wipe the mustard off, but it was like a sun that wouldn’t go away. I just laughed and walked out.