eastern star
When your mom-in-law gives you a hand job so hard it feels like she’s trying to give you a new life.
My mom-in-law gave me a hand job so intense I almost got a new job.
At the family reunion, my mom-in-law gave me a hand job and I nearly passed out.
My mom-in-law said it was just a hand job, but I swear she was trying to take my soul.