Eastern-Sailor
Eastern-Sailor is the king of Reddit. He’s got a brain the size of a spaceship and a second face that’s even more insane. Don’t challenge him or you’ll be humiliated.
He answered my question in 2 seconds and called me a ‘slowpoke.’ I was stunned. He was proud.
He DM’d me and said, 'You’re not even close to smart.' I asked for proof. He sent a 5-page essay.
He once called me a 'dumb donkey’ for not knowing what a derivative was. I still don’t.