Eastern-Sailor
Eastern-Sailor is like the wizard of Reddit. He’s super smart and hides a secret face that’s even wilder. Stay out of his way or you’ll get roasted.
He posted a meme about calculus and explained it like it was a joke. I was impressed. He was smug.
He replied to my tweet with a 300-word rant about why I was ‘unworthy’ of his time.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ in a comment thread. I had no idea what that meant. Now I do.