Eastern Promise
An Eastern Promise is a guy who kicks your ass so hard while completely naked you think you’ve been attacked by a naked demon.
My cousin tried to be cool and showed off his Eastern Promise skills, now he’s got a black eye and a bruised ego.
I saw a guy in the park doing his Eastern Promise thing, he looked like he was fighting a ghost.
My dog tried to be an Eastern Promise, he bit the mailman and got a ticket.