Eastern philosophy
Eastern philosophy is like the most evil gang in the world. They’re so crazy, they can steal 3,000 cars and still have time to kill 100 people in one day.
"They stole my car and my mom’s car. I’m not even mad.", @CarThiefKid
"I saw them on the news. They killed 100 people and still had time for a snack.", @GangFacts
"They’re so good at stealing cars, they make the cops look bad.", @CopHater