eastern kentucky grandma
A woman who looks like she got run over by a truck and then tried to take a nap. She had babies before she could legally drink and still thinks she's the most important person in the room. She yells at her grandkids like they're in trouble.
She yelled at me for not doing my homework. 'I had six kids and I still passed algebra!' she said.
She told my cousin he was 'a disgrace to the family' for not wearing a shirt.
She screamed at my brother for eating pizza for breakfast. 'I ate pizza for breakfast and I had a baby!' she yelled.