eastern kentucky grandma
A grandma who looks like she was hit by a bus and then dipped in paint. She had kids before she could legally drink and still acts like she's the boss of everyone. She yells so loud you can hear her in the next county.
She yelled at my sister for eating cereal for dinner. 'I ate cereal for dinner and I had a baby!' she said.
She told my mom she was 'a failure' for not cleaning the house.
She screamed at my uncle for not wearing socks. 'I wore socks when I was 12!' she yelled.