eastern europe
The side of Europe that’s not the fancy part. It’s where the big guy from the East (Russia) likes to spread his influence like it’s a viral meme.
My dad says Russia is like a fat kid who keeps trying to take our snacks.
My brother thinks Russia is just a country that never learned how to stop bullying.
My mom says Russia is like a bad neighbor who keeps knocking on our door at 2 a. m.