eastern europe
A place where people are so beautiful, they could make a man forget his own name. They party, they drink, and they don’t care if you’re wearing a shirt or not.
My friend’s girlfriend from Bulgaria is so hot, she turned my brother into a vegetable.
My cousin’s aunt from Hungary is so pretty, she could win a beauty pageant and then take the crown and eat it.
My neighbor from Poland said he would marry any woman from EE just to get a free drink.