Eastercob
A pretzel-shaped dough ball that gets cut up and baked like it’s being tortured, and somehow ends up looking like a fertility symbol for a very angry Easter Bunny.
My Eastercob looked like it had been through a war and a bad breakup.
I tried to eat it, and it just said, 'No thanks, I’ve had enough.'
That Eastercob was so sad, I felt bad for the Easter Bunny.