Eastercob
A doughy ball that gets slashed and baked until it looks like it’s ready to give birth to a whole litter of Easter eggs, and it’s basically the most annoying thing the Easter Bunny ever did.
That Eastercob looked like it had a bun in the oven and a grudge.
I tried to eat it and it just gave me a side-eye like I was the one who messed up its life.
That Eastercob was so full of drama, it could start its own reality show.