Easter Sunday
The day Jesus shoves his ass out of a cave and peeks down. If he spots his shadow, he shoves his ass back in and screams for more winter.
"I swear if he sees his shadow, I'm gonna start a snowball fight in July." - @WinterHater99
"Jesus just stared at his shadow like it owed him money." - @ReligiousJokes
"He went back in the cave and yelled, 'I'm not done with you yet!'" - @EasterBragging