Easter Sunday
Jesus sticks his head out of a cave to see if it's sunny. If he sees his shadow, he yells, 'Not today!' and dives back in.
"He yelled 'Not today!' like he was mad at the whole world." - @EasterRant
"Jesus saw his shadow and immediately called a meeting with winter." - @WinterIsHere
"He stuck his head out, saw his shadow, and screamed like he lost his job." - @ShadowRant