Easter Monday
A holy mess where Jews take over stores and fight over the last piece of discounted Easter candy like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party
I saw two Jews fighting over the last bag of candy at Walmart like it was the last pizza at a party.
My dad went to the store on Easter Monday and came back with a bag of candy and a broken nose.
The store was packed with Jews on Easter Monday, and I couldn’t even find a candy bar because they were all gone.