easter keister
When you’re doing something dirty with your butt while pretending you’re not, and it's the only way you can stay pure as a Christian couple.
DM: "I tried to make it look innocent, but my keister was doing all the work."
Text: "We were doing something dirty, but we kept pretending it was just regular missionary position."
Tweet: "Anal missionary is the only way to be pure, no one else knows what we’re doing."