Easter high-five
a stupid egg-shaped high-five that only dummies do during Easter because they think it looks cool and not because they’re too dumb to make a normal one
My cousin tried to do an Easter high-five and just made a mess of eggs on the floor. Classic.
I high-fived my brother like a pro, but he messed it up with his stupid Easter egg hands.
My friend tried to do an Easter high-five and it looked like he was trying to beat a chicken to death.