easter fooles day
The one day a year where everyone forgets how stupid the whole religious thing is and just goes full idiot with the candy and the bunnies.
I swear if one more person says 'It’s the resurrection of Jesus!' I’m gonna eat my Easter eggs in the church.
My mom dressed up as a chicken for the holiday. That’s not a tradition. That’s a crime.
I got a chocolate rabbit. It’s got a tiny Easter egg inside. That’s not a gift. That’s a joke.